me and my friend were talking and-
“you mean my friend and I”
I can’t wait to be 40 years old and finally get a good seat at a one direction concert for a cheap price
when you unzip a guys pants while he has a boner does it pop up immediately like a wack-a-mole or does it slowly rise like dracula from his coffin
(Source: neptea)
today in drama class i had to act like i was high and i literally just quoted popular text posts and i got congratulated on my performance
liam is doing that thing where he gets really hot after a breakup to show his ex what she’s missing [pats him on the back] [dad voice] good job son
